I hope this works, cause it's very very funny.
That has to be the bestest funniest ebay advert I have ever seen.
It was put up on the discussion forums on the excellent website, www.thespoof.com by top writer Nick Hobbs.
If the link don't work then you will just have to trawl through ebay until you find something that is the funniest thing that you have ever seen on ebay and that could be it. It may not be, of course, but if you haven't seen the link then you will never know anyway so just laugh along and pretend you are in the know.
I was talking to a Polish worker today about working the many bank holidays that are coming up. He said that he didn't really want to work all the Easter Christmases but he would work some. Easter Christmas is quite big in Poland apparently, almost as big as Christmas Christmas, but with less Roast Chestnuts, I would imagine.
Anyhoo, I can't think of anything to write that could compete with the link so if works then go and enjoy it, if it doesn't work then just stare intently at your monitor and then suddenly laugh insanely and everyone else will automatically think of Ford Focus's and Trebor mints.