Monday, 4 May 2015

Monday 4th May 2015

It's the 4th of May.

T'interweb has been inundated with all sorts of Star Wars shit, but as I'm not a sad cunt I'll not go there.

Just watched the film Lucy.
What a crock of shit that is.
If you've not seen it then I'll not ruin it for you other to say that I have just wasted an hour and a half of my life that I'll never ever get back.
I also wasted £6.99 of my hard earned cash, but that's a different moan for another day.

Can't believe the last time I wrote on here was 14th February.
Valentine's day, if you're that way inclined.
Another bastard waste of money.

I drove from South Yorkshire to East London this evening.
Driving down the A1 I saw signs that told me that there were delays on the M11, between junctions 9 and 10.
Plenty of time to clear, I thought.

A14 was OK. Weather was a bit shit, rain and cloud.
When I left South Yorkshire the sun was out. I'm wearing shorts, it was that fucking warm.
Get south of Grantham and the weather's shit.
Who said that it's grim up north?

Anyhoo, hit the M11 and sure enough all the fucking 50mph signs are lit up.
I'm sure they do it just to fuck people off.
The traffic got a bit heavy and so I was bracing myslef for a huge delay.
You know, trying to pretend to myself that there's nothing you can do about it so you may as well just sit there all calm like when really you just want to punch some fucker and scream CUNTS at the top of your voice.

Before too long I could see blue flashing lights in the distance.
Traffic on my side slowed down but I noticed that the opposite carriage was still free flowing.
Which is fucking typical.

As I got closer to the flashing lights I saw it was two police vehicles, on the hard shoulder, on the opposite bastard side.

The entire fucking hold up was people heading south east rubber-necking what was going on but the people heading away from London couldn't give a toss.

I suppose they are used to it.

If course I didn't look to see what was going on but I did notice that one of the vehicles was the armed police.

I hope some cunt got shot.............