I had some Ben & Jerry's 'Baked Alaska' ice cream tonight and very nice it was too.
I was slightly disappointed though as it said on the tub that it had marshmallow swirls and white polar bears in Vanilla ice cream.
Well, the vanilla ice cream was very nice, as were the polar bears, but I didn't notice any marshmallow swirls.
Maybe they were there but were overpowered by the creamy vanilla.
Or maybe the polar bears ate it all.
It's a bit cruel as well, the polar bears I mean.
They were so small they must have been shrunken to get them all in.
Unless David Attenborough has been using trick photography all these years.
And zoos use magnifying glass.