|How to Park Like a Complete Wanker|
Well I'm sat sitting here on a Saturday night watching shite on the telly.
Total and utter shite. I really don't know why I'm watching it.
The shitty fucking shite programme in question is "Take Me Out" and, whilst normally crap, is even more so tonight due to the fact that there is a 'posh' bloke on it called Archie.
I used to be called Archie, many years ago. Allegedly due to the fact that I looked like Archie from Emmerdale Farm.
This was back in the day before they changed the name of it from Emmerdale Farm to Emmerdale.
They changed it to make it more appealing to non-farmers apparently.
And Archie, from Emmerdale Farm was a lot cooler than Archie from Take Me Out.
As an aside, I used to go out with a girl called Emma Dale when I was younger, so there's a connection too.
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